🏠 Welcome to the Clay Zone
Greetings, earthling. You have landed in the handmade corner of the internet where the mud is cosmic and the kilns run hot. We throw pots, we build weird vessels, we open the kiln and gasp. Sometimes the glaze does something we did not plan. We call that "a feature."
Pull up a stool at the wheel. Everything here is made by human hands out of dirt, water, and stubbornness.
Cone pack loaded
👀 Visitor Counter
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(Numbers are ceremonial. The kiln gods do not use analytics.)
🚧 Site Status
🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧
Best viewed in Netscape Navigator at 800×600 on a beige tower PC — but don't worry, it also works great on your pocket supercomputer / phone. ▓
🗺️ Where to click
- Pots for Sale — fresh vessels, buy-curious welcome.
- Class Inquiry — learn the ways of the mud.
- Gallery — a wall of kiln trophies.
- Questions / Comments / Concerns / Grievances — or mysterious glaze events.
- Release of Liability — sharp tools, hot kilns, paperwork.
🏺 Pots for Sale
Fresh from the kiln. Every pot is one-of-one and may contain tiny cosmic irregularities (that's the handmade part). Nothing is charged here. Prices and availability are confirmed manually by an actual clay-covered human after you inquire.
🧺 Your Interest List
A wish-shelf saved in your browser only. This is not a checkout — it just helps us know what caught your eye. Availability & payment are confirmed manually.
✉️ Inquire About a Pot
No payment is processed. We reply by email to confirm the pot is still around and arrange the boring money stuff.
🎓 Class Inquiry
Want to learn the ways of the mud? Tell us what you're after and we'll get back to you. No experience required — the clay does not judge (the kiln might).
🔧 Admin tools
Studio use: pull collected inquiries out as a spreadsheet.
🖼️ Gallery of Kiln Trophies
An old-school wall of thumbnails. Captions are editable — write whatever the pot deserves. Everything saves to your browser (localStorage).
➕ Add a gallery item
📼 The Wall
📣 Questions / Comments / Concerns / Grievances
…or mysterious glaze events. We read all of it. We take your grievance seriously, even the weird ones — especially the weird ones.
🔧 Admin tools
📜 Release of Liability
Two things happen here: (A) download the release form, and (B) submit your signed copy for studio review. Clay is fun; it is also sharp tools, hot kilns, and heavy buckets.
A. Download the form
Grab the release, read it, print it, sign it:
⬇️ Download Release of Liability (PDF)📜 This is Rocco & Jackie Pots' official Release of Liability (Texas). Please read it carefully — it affects your legal rights, including a release for negligence and a binding arbitration agreement.